this cheese had nothing to do with you

in the interest of journaling my process, honestly, i thought i should share something that literally just happened.

i was craving a snack, for...reasons...and my partner's super codependent dog (he's so cute, but so needy) followed me into the kitchen, so me — being a cruel bitch — I taunted him by singing at him, "no — i'm gonna eat this cheese and it's got nothing to do with you."